12. Have you ever been accused ofworshipping Satan?
I have not only been accused ofworshipping Satan, I have been accused of being Satan.
--Brad Seabourn, infamous formerCollegian columnist, responding to a question from a forwarded "Survey forAtheists." (9/13/1999)
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Philosophical arguments can only getyou so far - eventually you have to go check the data.
--Tom Clarke, 9/18/1999, responding toChris Gadsden's (of Campus Crusade) comment that he (Gadsden) is not ascientist and that philosophical arguments are more his strong suit.
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Christians have cocks, too.
--Chad Kochenower, 10/1/1999, at an IF party, responding to John Franson's comment that Campus Crusade members would be horrified to walk in and hear our explicit discussion about sex.
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I read the arguments of the Christian apologists, and I realized: if they had any good arguments, they would use those.
If they had even one goodargument, they wouldn't need silly arguments and they wouldn't use them.
The logic of it could be rendered this way:
1.
If they had any good arguments, they
wouldn't use silly arguments.
2.
They always keep plenty of silly arguments
in circulation.
Therefore:
3.
They don't have a single good argument.
--Charlie Clack, 10/24/1999,"Refutation of Craig, Part I."
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What's more absurd?
--Charlie Clack, 10/24/1999,"Refutation of Craig, Part I."
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The worst thing that could possibly happen is that somebody could go to Hell and suffer forever.
So if Christianity is true, that is the worst possible thing.
This is not an attractive religion.
It is the worst possible thing.
If you are not working by logic, if you are going to make a leap of faith, and if you have the least particle of morality about you, you should leap the other way.
--Charlie Clack, 10/24/1999,"Refutation of Craig, Part I."
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